Anders: Well, I was watching Hell Date, as usual, last night and I was eating pretzel rods and I passed out so I think I, like, rolled on one and it broke off in my ear or something. Blake: All right, just… stay still because I definitely see something in there. Anders: Well, get it out! Blake: Okay! Okay! Just take some deep breaths… now hold still; I don’t want to rupture any vessels… Oh, sweet Jesus. Anders: What? What is it? What’s in there!? What!? What is it!? Blake: It’s a baby cockroach!