Blake: We do not have a substance abuse problem. If anything, we have a Subway abuse problem. We abuse Five Dollar Footlongs!
Anders: Well, I was watching Hell Date, as usual, last night and I was eating pretzel rods and I passed out so I think I, like, rolled on one and it broke off in my ear or something.
Blake: All right, just… stay still because I definitely see something in there.
Anders: Well, get it out!
Blake: Okay! Okay! Just take some deep breaths… now hold still; I don’t want to rupture any vessels… Oh, sweet Jesus.
Anders: What? What is it? What’s in there!? What!? What is it!?
Blake: It’s a baby cockroach!