Happy Endings (1x02: The Quicksand Girlfriend)
Brad: We’re all going to have to hang out with whoever you choose, Al, so why don’t you pick someone fun like a fighter pilot… or Scottie Pippen.
Penny: You know who you should get is a real gay guy.
Max: Whoa!
Penny: Come on. You’re a straight dude who likes dudes. I want a gay who’ll watch house flipping shows with me and grab my boobs in a platonic way.
Max: So you want a stereotypically flamboyant cartoonish Sex In The City gay? That’s offensive.
Penny: The heart wants what the heart wants.
