Hey. shh. Don’t. (by @mikefalzone)
"I’m sure you’re once in a while faced with a situation where you’d like to tell someone to eff-off… heres a little game you can play with yourself that’s probably gonna keep you from getting your face punched. It’s called ‘Hey. shh. Don’t’… ‘Hey. shh. Don’t.’ can also be used in place of ‘Go f*ck yourself’ and it should help you keep most of your teeth."